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PP Laser

PP Laser

$29.99
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🎯3 Shapes. Zero Chill.
🔋USB-C Rechargeable
🤏Fits Any Pocket
👆One Click. Total Deniability.
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PP Laser

PP Laser

$29.99
$29.99 $44.99
SAVE 33% Sold out
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What's in the box?

Your PPlaser prank pointer, a USB-C charging cable, and the matte black box it ships in. Charge it, click it, pick your victim.

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What shapes does it project?

Three. A clown callout, a pair of big googly eyes, and... the one you actually bought it for. We can't show number three on this page. Our TikTok can 😏

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How do I charge it?

Plug it into any USB-C charger. No batteries to buy. Give it a full charge before your first prank.

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How long does shipping take?

Every order ships free. You'll get a tracking link by email the moment your order leaves the warehouse.

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Is it safe to use?

It's a low-power novelty laser made for walls, shirts and floors. Never aim it at anyone's eyes, at drivers or at aircraft. Not a toy for kids.

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What if I don't love it?

You're covered by our 30-day guarantee. Message us and we'll make it right.

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NOTHING IS SACRED 😈

    Aim. Click. Act innocent.

    Point it at a shirt, a wall or the floor and tap the button. The shape shows up right where you aimed. By the time anyone works out where it came from, the pen is back in your pocket.

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    3 shapes in every box

    A clown callout, a pair of googly eyes, and the one you actually bought it for.

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    Zero witnesses

    Wedding toasts, work meetings, group photos. Nobody clocks the pen in your hand.

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    Charges over USB-C

    No batteries. Plug it in, top it up, keep causing problems.

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    Pocket-sized

    Slim metal body the size of a pen. It goes everywhere you go.

    WHERE IT HITS HARDEST

    • 🥂 The wedding toast

      The best man stands up. Every eye in the room is on him. You already know what happens next.

    • 💼 The Monday meeting

      The slide deck gets a brand-new bullet point, and nobody in the room can explain it.

    • 📸 The group photo

      Ten people, one photo, and one extra detail nobody noticed until it was posted.